park

i learned a new phrase today. crop dusting. do you know what it means? it is a term used when you are cruising through your office, walking by your co-workers and just dropping bombs, tooting, farting, gassin’ the place up. walking and farting. crop dusting. i...

oscars

watched the oscars last night over tri tip, chicken, kilbasa, cookies, chex mix, salad, garlic bread and no veggies. took 4 lipitors last night. kenzie cried for a record 1 minute before falling asleep for the night as well. that was better than any oscar. a picture...

bully

went to the zoo today with grandpa alan and grandma ginger. good times. maddie was in meltdown mode though with no nap. it was good to get out and stroll around with the kids as i was trapped for half of the day at work. maddie cruised the playground when this kid who...

fluidmaster

do you ever look at people and think, “what is that guy/gal thinking?” so this morning at breakfast this dude walks in with his hair combed back and he is wearing a cut off brooklyn dodger tshirt. granted he could almost pull it off because his guns were...

dry

maddie got her duncan today. if you know what that means then congratulate her. if you don’t, call her and ask her. she also goes to preschool tomorrow. nice. hopefully that kid won’t take her lunch box again. question of the day: favorite...