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do you ever look at people and think, “what is that guy/gal thinking?” so this morning at breakfast this dude walks in with his hair combed back and he is wearing a cut off brooklyn dodger tshirt. granted he could almost pull it off because his guns were as big as my thighs. he had tats, an earing and the sick white wash jeans, circa 1986. i think he may even have been wearing the reebok hightops. i don’t think he had the scrunchy socks though. he had a man’s meal. porkchop, fruit and poached eggs. and did i mention the hamburger patties to go? let’s hope he never finds this post. he will surely hunt me down and hurt me. i will just deny everything and tell him i don’t know what he is talking about and blame everything on geordie

question of the day (stolen from radio): according to some survey, how many times does the average man wear a pair of jeans before he washes them?

8 Comments

  1. geordie on February 25, 2005 at 10:09 am

    i don’t think you have much to worry about with that dude. having seen him in person, i think i can safely suggest that the “nutritional supplements” flowing freely in his veins will impair all directional abilities in his internal navigation system. He may boil over with roid-rage, but he’ll just spin in place for a while before he decides to go pump himself some more. And by that time he’ll have forgotten all about it. he probably doesn’t even have the fast-twitch muscles necessary to double-click a mouse. He surely ain’t surfing this information superhighway.

  2. Cathi on February 25, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    I’m guessing guys wear jeans about 5 times or more. I repeat mine until Emmett spits up on them. Today they go in the wash, but they lasted several wears.

    Is Aidan dragging Maddie away from the street? Those two are adorable.

  3. Abhi on February 25, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    Jeans need to be washed…? 😉
    Very nice image – kids always stare at me when I try to take their picture.

  4. Grateful Sis on February 25, 2005 at 4:55 pm

    To the FluidMaster Employee of the Month:

    You are truly the best. Words cannot express my thankfulness. Thank you for taking care of me. I love you oooodles.

  5. fernando on February 25, 2005 at 6:29 pm

    jeans are to be used until they become unwearable, never to be washed….

    great picture, the kids are very cute

    regards

  6. PY on February 26, 2005 at 8:25 am

    i think i wash mine about once a year . . . …

  7. mom on February 27, 2005 at 1:24 am

    wash them???? do my boys ever wash their jeans? hopefully now that they are mature married adults.

  8. Kenny on March 15, 2005 at 12:52 pm

    PY doesn’t need to wash his jeans because he has 50 pairs….