went to smart and final last night and had this conversation.

maddie: daddy?
me: yes.
maddie: i have to go potty.
me: ok. let’s go find one.
we go and ask the worker and he directs us to the nearest potty. the door reads, “unisex bathroom. please keep clean.” we walk in and head to the potty. i open the door to the stall and see some brown splatters on the pot. great. it’s a bit dirty. the seat was clean and we proceed.
maddie: what’s that?
me: uh. i think that’s poop.
maddie: why?
me: it’s a potty. people poop in there.
maddie: oh. why?
me: i don’t know.
maddie: ok.