sometimes the girls do things that make me so proud. monday morning maddie made me so proud. it was early and she was already bouncing off the walls. heather had let me sleep a bit and i rolled out of bed with my boxers and slumped onto the couch. maddie runs towards me, squats just a bit, does the pistol, double pointed finger at me and says, “toots!” as she simultaneously on command farted. it was epic. i’m so proud of her.

question of the day: can you toot on command?