i don’t understand kids. sometimes you have them all figured out and then out of nowhere you get blindsided. tonight i get home from work. feeling good. and the kids are going ballistic. kenzie is wailing this ear drum piercing scream and maddie is on her back wrestling with the floor. something about wanting this or that. it’s crazy. it goes on for about another two hours. total damage: kenzo goes on time out. twice. kenzie goes down early. mom and dad vegetate on the couch.

question of the day: favorite vice?