identity crisis

my daughters just informed me that i’m not cool. “i’m nice.” i’m hoping to improve my ratings in the next few days.

happy birthday brother

my little brother to whom i look up to. keep up the good work. happy birthday my brother. i love you.

houston. we have a problem.

“do you smell that? it smells like something is burning.” “i do smell that. is it the shredder? or the light? it smells like a burning motor or something.” well. it turns out it was worse. that burning smell was some smoldering wires behind the...